Battery

I left my parking lights on for 9 hours today... yes my battery died. Not only did my battery die, but my schizophrenic alarm (which arms itself randomly) made some dying sounds and scared the crap out of me. I went to turn it off (as I unknowingly allowed it to drain the last of my battery) the switch promptly broke off in my hand. - And yes, it has a switch. Its a '91. It can get married and join the military.

I accosted a man waiting in his car for a jump, and he assisted me. It's now a truth that Massholes can actually be "unMassholed"... sometimes. Give a grin and raise your eyebrows to the opposite sex and you can probably pull it off.

Only had two dollars in my wallet. Would be in poor taste to offer him such a lowly fee for his chivalry? I thought it might be insulting so I didn't give it to him. It was sort of awkward. Story of my life.

PS, my car doesn't actually have hubcaps.